You have made 89.578125 gallons and 747.5656426875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.37 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,127,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 22932 kittens.


Personal Estimates:
15% went directly into the toilet
65% went into pieces of Kleenex
20% went here and there, and everywhere!

p.s. In addition to those 4.1 trillion swimmers I killed, I am proud to also have made ONE perfect BABY GIRL! 1 year old next month!

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Ruff Eek

South Asia: Expensive DSL and sex is HIGHLY under-rated here--as well as concealed! But still a nice place to be!

Effect of Women!