>
> > A husband and wife were fine dining at their
> exclusive country club when this stunning young
> woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a
> kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
> >
> > His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?"
> >
> > "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
> >
> > "Well that's the last straw," says the wife.
> "I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to
> hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I
> can find and make your life miserable."
> >
> > "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
> remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more
> wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more
> summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the
> garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to
> sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller
> homes, but the decision is yours."
> >
> > Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant
> with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> >
> > "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
> >
> > "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> >
> > "Ours is prettier," she replies.
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