
05-16-2002, 02:11 PM
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Damnit Boy!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The town that fun forgot...
Posts: 768
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A Woman married and had 13 children. Her husband
died. She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time
had 5 more children. At last, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the
Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman
who fulfilled His commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're
finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he means her legs."
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