Thinking about an appraisal

Miss X is a charming individual with a unique style of leadership. Her commitment to short skirts has meant that the majority of the males in her team will follow her any where. It is true to say that they always look up to her.
She is an extremely hard worker who only stops for lunch if there is jelly and ice cream on the menu, but even then she hardly has time to eat often simply staring at it before returning to her duties.
Miss X has encouraged many men in her section to become outstanding employees. She posesses above average communication skills, both oral and written, often spending hours at her keyboard.
In conclusion Miss X continues to perform in an exemplary manner, if she would only stop moaning loudly at inopportune moment she would be a model employee. I would recommend her for a raise immediately.

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul