Uhm....

You have made 38.59375 gallons and 322.080435625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,778,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9880 kittens.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these