John Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle down on the bar. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says ... oh Shit!!!

p.s. that has always annoyed me about that movie that they never finished the joke, although i'm sure its made up just for the movie anyway ...

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