In the biblical sense......Adam was before Eve.....right?

* I know...I know...you're thinking..."Why's this atheist talking about the bible"?*

I was brought up in a religious household (for those who don't realize this........I've read the bible!).......and I figure that since we have Christmas Eve.......I'm gonna go so far as to back it up a bit and celebrate Christmas Adam!

LOL..........ok....wait and shaddup and listen! I know "eve" means the evening before.......but I rarely get Christmas eve off......and since the day before is my last day of work till the 30th.....I am celebrating Christmas Adam too!

This'll be the day that......when I get home from work I'll strip naked and take off all old nail polish and shave pertinent places on my bod and slather lotion all over me and give myself a manicure and pedicure and soak in the tub till the water gets chilly and read that part of the book I haven't been able to get to and dress casually and order out for dinner and.....well....just plain all around pamper ME for a change.....instead of neglecting it all in lieu of all my everyday chores!

So......I was wondering..........

Does anyone else want to celebrate Christmas Adam? And....if so.......what will you do for you?