
09-12-2003, 12:52 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: USA
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TS> But they're engaged.
Brody> Doesn't matter, can't happen.
TS> Why not, it's bound to come up.
Brody> it's impossible for lois to have superman's baby, do you think her phillopian tubes could handle his sperm? I garuntee you he blows a load like a shotgun through her back. What about her womb, you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
TS> Sure, why not?
Brody> He's an alien for chrissakes, his kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by earth's yellow sun, if lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonderwoman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom... but that would kill'em.
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