07-11-2003, 12:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Little Johnny was playing in the living room with his electric train set that he got for Christmas while his mother was in the kitchen doing the dishes.
His mother heard the train stop and heard him say, "All of you assholes that want to disembark, get off the damn train. Any of you bastards wanting to board, get on the damn train cause we are fixin' to take off."
His mother immediately dropped what she was doing, ran into the living room, yanked Little Johnny up and said, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go up to your room and don't come out for at least two hours."
Little Johnny went to his room and returned in two hours. He started playing with his train set again. His mother heard the train stop and Little Johnny said, "I would like to thank those of you traveling with us today and don't forget your personal items as you leave the train. Those of you boarding the train, please store any of your carry- ons in the overhead bins or store them under your seat and we will be leaving shortly."
His mother was just as proud as she could be. Then Little Johnny says, "And for those of you that are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."
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