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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when
he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in
the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighters helmet and has
the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over
to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck", the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks", the little girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you
how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."
The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."