OK, so what notable gift(s) did you get/give this year?

I ended up with a set of five giant microbes ornaments: amoeba, common cold, brain cell, mononucleosis, and e. coli. And yes, they're now on the tree.

And my wife was having a great Christmas until stingrays tried to eat her feet.

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