On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me;

Eleven happy harlots
Ten sexy stories
Nine Naughty Nighties
Eight Diva's Dildoes
Seven Nights of Passion!!
Six packs of Fosters
Five Diamond Rings!!
Four fluffy Kleenex
Three Midnight Trysts
Two tender kisses
And one amazing G-Spot orgasm for Sugarsprinkles.