If you're wood is burning, I'd suggest a bit of lube. J/K. I haven't been on here long, but the welcome everyone has shown me is kind of overwhelming. I've always been the one in the back of the room watching everyone else have fun even when I was invited to the party. I get here and a drink is shoved in my hand and I'm introduced to everyone like an old friend. I just hope it doesn't change anytime soon.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf