A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. While
shopping they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani
accent say Come in! Come into my humble shop." Once
inside The shopkeeper said, "I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in."
"Dey make you wild at sex.
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after hearing what the man claimed, but her
husband felt he really didn't need them.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib."
After much badgering from his wife, he agreed to try
them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this wild look in his eyes; something his wife
hadn't seen in many years... raw sexual power.
With a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked
down his pants.

The Pakistani began screaming: "YOU HAVE DEM ON THE
WRONG FEET !!! "YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG
FEET!!!"

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