That ^^^ sounds like a very, very fun way to spend a rainy Iowa afternoon!

At this point I really wouldn't be too picky as to which hole, I do believe I'd be incredibly happy to satisfy whatever needs the lady would have........... quite a few times over. It's been waaaaaaaaaaay too long.

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