10-20-2006, 05:17 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 
I just ask *LOL*
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 
I paid for a TV with a remote for a reason!....i want me damn remote...i dont do manual channel surfing!
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 
Bet ya fucking ass i wanna have it and eat it!....dare anyone to try and stop me!
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 
*snort* I have been known to keep looking on occassion
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 
*LMAO* I've also been known to miss bits (whole fucking chunks actually) of a film i went to see....so those 'didja see that' moments are good
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 
I'm informing you my next question is prolly gonna be a doosy...if ya dont wanna answer it say NO (or as i say....'well ya can ask, but ya mightn't get an answer' *LOL*
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 
Well it is new cause its improved *LOL* naturally!
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 
Life is short and thats a fact. Some die way before their time unfortunately....and its not like ya get another shot at the life ya did have
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 
Well now that would depend which bus they are talking about wouldn't it....more than 1 bus could pick up from the same stop
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