I have issues with one, two, and nine. I work in a noisy environment where exagerated hand gestures often accomany speech to get the point across and some of the things become habit, like pointing at my wrist to find the time. I have over 100 channels on my digital cable, not including the 30+ channels of music. If I want to go from channel 4 to HBO2 on 302 it's more than worth my time to tear the living room apart looking for the remote because it will take 10 min to change the channel. When I went to college the buses on campus all stopped at the same stops on campus but didn't make the same stops off campus different destinations for different buses.

And yes I got the joke and I do have a sense of humor.