I have told both of my sons on numerous occasions..."If you can't hit a hole as large as the toilet, I never have to worry about being a grandmother!"

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi