Tina Turner is going to the doctor: "Doctor, I have a problem. But I cannot talk about it, I need ABSOLUTE discretion." The doctor says it is ok and he will not talk about it. "Doctor, my pussy lips are too big. I want them reduced." The doctor says he can do it, oganizes a place in the hospital for her and promises discretion.
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The day of the operation Tina wakes up in her room. It is full of flowers. Very angry she rings for the doctor. "Doctor, what happened, didn´t I ask you for discretion???"
"Yes, yes, but this case is really an exception. Have a look at the greeting card!"
She takes the card and reads: >>Many thanks for the ears. Nicki Lauda<<

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