What made you shit your pants today?
 

We saw Lilith's post about her baby getting accepted to his #1 college pick. (Go Lil!!! You're a smart cookie with smart cookie crumbles. Good job, proud mommy!)

Likewise for me. My oldest son has been in school for three years and has one year to go. After grants & scholarships, his bill is around $23,000 a year.

My daughter has been accepted into one school so far and it would likely cost us $26,000 per year.

Yep...that means next year I will have to write checks for $49,000.

And my youngest is a sophomore in high school, so there's no end in sight.


/me is crapping his pants over this.


So what about you? Figuratively, please. No need for scat reports.

*holds up sign* Will have sex for tuition.

I crapped my pants years ago! So glad that is all behind me(little joke lol).....but I will never forget the stress and the cost!
:faint:

Can balloons be involved? lol

Yes indeed! My two are two years apart – 2005/2006 were brown years! :yikes:

Still finishing up my loans. Inching closer every day. But brown each time the money slides away...

We can sell the tape. :D

Well, my daughter has her surgery Wednesday for the (hopefully last) of the fallout from her accident back in March (she was the pedestrian in a pedestrian struck by auto accident).

And the financial fallout from this still has me figuratively shitting my pants.

Most sincere wishes for a full & speedy recovery!

Heartfelt get well wishes for Miss Lizzard...:)

Gekkogecko, I'll second those good wishes. Hopefully all goes well and she'll be back to 100% soon.

A major ice storm overnite got up this morning and a 2ft.diameter limb just grazed the car.instead of across the hood

Yes, and we hope your daughter is better too.

In answer to the original question, prunejuice and watermelon milkshakes.

/me hands OF a cork.