I said...
 

"no sausage" !

why do "the authorities" watse their time trying to save people who pull these stupid stunts. cull the herd dammit!

I wonder if he was mad when he woke up & saw that all of his work was in vein. :p

I think this may qualify him for a Darwin award. Yes, he didn't actually kill himself, but if the attempt to re-attach was unsuccessful, then hopefully, he's unable to reproduce. That qualifies him, I believe.

"....he's clearly not a well boy." Well, at least not well hung anymore. :rofl:

"""ouch"""

Bobbitt.

Yes Good day sir,... no right this way....
yes that's it
just follow the lemmings there, they'll show you where to go...
Watch that first step...