Al Zarqawi is No Longer!
 

Word on the news this morning ... the Iraqi Prime Minister, and other Iraqi and US authorities have confirmed the death of Abbu Massad Al Zarqawi in an attack stemming from intelligence reports. Al Zarqawi is the terrorist responsible for many brutal attacks and beheadings in Iraq and Jordan.

Good

couldn't have happened to a nicer fella

Gotta agree with that ^^

At the risk of sounding heartless....... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Justice has been served, yet I will not celebrate the loss of human life... no matter how vile.

While Iraq will be better off without him, keep in mind that even Hercules needed help to kill the Hydra.

Ok, I have to do this.....



When al-Zargawi died he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties and failed"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, 'this is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zargawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Decleration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As al-Zargawi lay bleeding in pain, an Angel appeared. al-Zargawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

^^^^ Ouch....


I'm with Aqua, I'll not celebrate...but I do take comfort in knowing that I have to share my oxygen with one less waste of humanity...

Bardog,

... 72 Virginians waiting for you ...


:thumbs:

Aw man, now he's dead ... there'll be a hundred more Zarqawi's waiting to be unleashed.

:-(

Good riddance to that piece of shit. May he rot in hell for all eternity.

(dances)

As for the hundred Zarqawis ready to take his place...Satan has plenty of room for you.

:devil:

What makes you so sure?

:shrug:

This is among few events I have been pleased to see occur in the country of Iraq in the past 3 years. Such a barbarian has no place on planet Earth.

72 Virginians ... I love it. :D