Quotes~n~Jokes~~There Are Two Kinds Of Women..
 

Godesses and Doormats.~ :drool:
I know which applies to me. lol

Have a Favorite Quote? Or know a great jokle?? (yes I said jokle!)

Well then by all means please do share. I'm curious what you all will come up with, plus I'm always on the look out for something new to add to my Collection of things that touch me or make me laugh.
BG1 :thumb:

Okay, here's one for you ...

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Cajun and the Game Warden

A Cajun, leaving a bayou, was recently stopped by a Game Warden in Southern Louisiana. The Cajun had two ice chests of fish. The Game Warden asked The man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The Cajun replied, "Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese Here my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the warden replied.

"Ya, man. Ev-a-ery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back into dere ice chests and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey!" The Game Warden says. "Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the Game Warden for a moment and then said, "Tha's De truth, ma fren. I show you. It really work."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" the curious Game Warden said.

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the Game Warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, wha'?" said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back? the Game Warden asked.

"Call who back?" the Cajun asked.

"The FISH!"

"Wha' fish?"

alrighty then >smiles< thank you DB for sharing any other peeps got some knee slappers? or just a good quote that makes you use that grey matter between the ears?

A little girl was sitting on Santa's lap at a Department Store,telling him what she wanted for Christmas. I would like a Barbie doll and a G.I. Joe for Christmas Santa. Santa asked,HO HO HO litle girl, doesn't Barbie come with Ken? Oh no Santa replied the girl, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe,she fakes it with Ken.

ha ha ha ha c'mon folks step right up

Give me a ladder and I will........I'm only 5 foot tall ya know!!!!

I don’t know about woman, but as FuzzyPucker use to say, …. There are only 10 kinds of people. Those that understand binary numbers and those that don’t. ;)