Real Headlines from 2003 (interpret closely)
 

THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003


> 1. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

> 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

> 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

> 4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

> 5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

> 6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

> 7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

> 8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

> 9. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

> 10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

> 11. War Dims Hope for Peace

> 12. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

> 13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

> 14. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

> 15. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

> 16. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

> 17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

> 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

> 19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

> 20. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

> 21. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

> 22. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors



> And the winner is....



> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

omg- that was great

that was the funniest thing ever LMAO

i luv that kind of stuff, to funny

~nikki

Oh, they're killing me!! :D

Good Irish ...

And then in Manchester last week, they found the body of a woman in a marsh with a trail of her clothes leading to where she lie. Police quote: "This looks suspicious."

Hahaha, classic

*Can't speak now*.....choking to death!