Movie Quotes
 

Haven't seen a thread like this so thought I'd drop it in....

What are some of your favourite quotes from movies?

I'll start with this....

"It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off....

One of my favorite movies......
 

hooooooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaa......

Loved it when Al Pachino (Lt. Col. Frank Slade) groaned it out in the movie Scent of a Woman... :D

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women...What could you say? Who made 'em? God must've been a fucking genius.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: There are only two syllables worth hearing.......pussy.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand Steinways, but what's between them... passport to heaven.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: When in doubt, fuck.

loved that movie

"But Daddy...I want an Umpa-Lumpa NOW!!!

Varuca Salt....Willy Wonka...Which I haer Tim Burton is remaking..WHY????

because Tim Burton would be the only one Good enough!!!

And speaking of Tim Burton: here is one of my fav lines from the *classic* The Nightmare Before Christmas:

MAYOR: I'm only an elected an official here, I can't make decisions by myself

from sphere (forgot the white guy's name)

thatguy: Can you urinate in these things?

Samuel L Jackson: Sure you can, just let it go down your leg, but the real question is, would you really want to?

couple of my favourites from Bull Durham:

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...

Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball -- now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

John Winger: Lee Harvey! You are a madman! When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you.

Stripes 1981

TS> But they're engaged.

Brody> Doesn't matter, can't happen.

TS> Why not, it's bound to come up.

Brody> it's impossible for lois to have superman's baby, do you think her phillopian tubes could handle his sperm? I garuntee you he blows a load like a shotgun through her back. What about her womb, you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

TS> Sure, why not?

Brody> He's an alien for chrissakes, his kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by earth's yellow sun, if lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonderwoman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom... but that would kill'em.

Seen from Mallrats

Gabriel Cash: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R.!
Ray Tango: What's F.U.B.A.R.?
Gabriel Cash: Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition!

tango & Cash

Major League:

Harry Doyle: Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

Jake Taylor: I'm with the Indians
Woman at Party: Here, in Cleveland? I didn't know we still had a team!
Jake Taylor: Yeah, we've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.