everybody
 

sex is always good, it's just a matter of appearance

Sex is like pizza...even when its bad, its still kinda good

Sex is whatever you make of it ...

Sex is like Lays Potato Chips,Nobody can eat just one.Why do you think they are called LAYS?????

sex is always good, but you always need to practice to get better!

Sex is like Math
 

Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and Multiply!

Sex is like Math: Part 2
 

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, it was improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. They diverged.

Sex is like bubble gum... the better you blow the more you get on your face.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

~~~~Mae West

Re: Sex is like Math
 

Nubian,

I love the way you think!!! :lust:

eh, sex is sex, it's no biggie..............I guess it passes a couple of minutes of your day....:)

sex is like a parachute..... ya feel safer if ya know who is packing it;)

Re: Re: Sex is like Math
 

The good thing is: I usually need help with math.

Sex is like a roller-coaster.
 

You get it on with your partner. There is anxious anticipation as you start. You start slowly, climbing your way to the top.

There are smiles exchanged, and giggles, maybe even caressing or hand holding. The excitement builds and builds. It nears the top. The expressions on faces become wondrous and excited. Then as it hits the pinnacle, things move very fast. There's a quick motion, the heart races with complete excitement; faces are all in total pleasure. Arms are flailing, heads are bouncing, and there is some noticeable screaming going on.

The rest of the ride is up and down, twisting and turning, lots of bumping, sometimes in the light, sometimes in the dark, sometimes there's a surprise, and sometimes it becomes all too familiar but always...always...at the end, there's a big smile on the face, hair is all messed up and everyone is talking about how great it is while some of them say, "I wanna go again"...

Nubian, Have I mentioned it's great to have you back... ;) :D