Geez
 

i need to get laid.......whos with me!!!!!!!!!! :jump:

I'll say I'm with you on also needing to get laid... but you'll need to recruit one of these wonderful Pixie-Chicks to help you out with that.

Good luck, buddy.

Everyone get laid tonight!

Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

Ummmmm...not on the "to do" list tonight, unfortunately, but in general I'll agree. :D

i'd say i could use a good roll in the hay.

well lets find some ladies and lets find some hay :jester:

unfortunately, I have to agree with you.

Definately put me in the "need to get laid" group....sounds like it could be one hell of a Hay Ride. ;)

Why is it there are lots of people needing to get laid, and they are never close enough to one another to help each other out??? :(

Ok, I'm here where is the hay?

I give up - who's with you, or is this a trick question? :rofl:

I don't know where it is, but if you find some, dump a pile near me, OK?

i think i'm just gonna carry 1 or 2 bales of hay around with me from now on :jester:

"Get" laid?

I can't even see the motherfucker. :bang: :bang: :bang:

And I always figured I'd recognize that sexy ass of yours first.....nope, you're the guy walking around with the bale of hay. Easy to spot ;).

Can't see...........I can't even remember, I just may be worse off than you.

I'm having wicked hunger pains for cunnilingus, but intercourse works too. Please put me on the list of "Pixies needing sex".

Doubt it.

I've got nothing *to* remember :bang:

God I can't wait till FRIDAY!!!

And just to depress everyone, I'm about to get laid in about half an hour... :D And boy, have I got some ideas for her to enjoy... ;)

Not depressing at all, my friend. For I rejoice in your happiness as readily as I suffer the sadness of others.

Give'r hell! :D

:thumb:

well you know what they say


Sharing is Caring! :)

38 days until i get any......

Don't feel too bad, this weekend it will officially be one year since i have had any, and there doesn't seem to be any in the near future either. :hair: :hair: :hair: :hair: :rant: :rant:

OH YES PLEASE IM SEROUSLY NEEDY!!!!!!!!!!! come on lets go break in that hay!!!

*having a mental image of WI slapping him on the ass as he sends him into the game* :D

Could be worse...I could be waiting just outside the ring waiting to be tagged in. lmfao

LOL!!! Only a few more days for me... man do I need to go clean this house

She could have done with a a tag-team event... She was so horny, I was nearly worn out... :D

6 hours!!! Although, she did mention that an additional man or woman might have been interesting... ;)

give me call.