#320

Since everyone appears to be a bit sleepy:

Sleeping Aid

Patty is visiting her father Ralph at the nursing home.
'I've been sleeping really well these past few weeks,' Ralph says.

'Why?' Patty asks. 'Have the nurses been giving you something to help you sleep?'

'Yes,' Ralph says. 'Every night I'm given an glass of warm milk and viagra.'

'Why are they giving you viagra?' she asks.

'I don't know,' Ralph says.

Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping aids.

'The warm milk helps him sleep,' the nurse says.

'But why the viagra?' Patty asks.

'Oh,' the nurse says. 'That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.'

#321

#322 (PF, how are we doing?)

#323~John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

One more to the pile.

#325~If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

# 326 - Throb. Isn't it just a wonderful word ?

#327~The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life."

#328~Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

#329~Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions.

#330~Every day more money is printed for the game Monopoly than the US Treasury.

#331 - The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns

#332 - You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

#333 - I could go on and on...........and I think I will.....

- The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

#334 - Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

#335~Isn't this fun, FussyPucker?

#336 - eh, that'll do for now ;)

#337~The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

#338 - had to edit that last post it was 335 when I started it ! Well bugger me she did it to me again had to edit THIS post !

#339~The world's largest McDonalds is located on I-44 at Vinita, Oklahoma. It goes from one side of the interstate to the other, passing over the interstate.


And I had to edit this one!! :D

#340 - The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'

(I waited this time and hit refresh before posting :D )

#341~Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

#342~Just doing our part, FussyPucker, for the cause. :)

#343 - I've read somewhere that the right handed thing above might not be true.........something to do with the study that came to that conclusion being done on dead baseball players and it wasn't too accurate..................but hey ya never know !

#344~Well, we *all* know that everything we read on the Internet *has* to be true. :D

#345 - The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

The strongest muscle in Loulabelle's body is MY tongue :D:D:D LOL

#346 - You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

347 Let's try....you first!!!!!:p:p:p:p

#348 How about I hold my breath by putting my face between your legs Lil... ;) :p

349

OK I've never been one to deny you something you want ;)

#350

Another beautiful day here!!!! YAY!!!!

351

It's a chamber of commerce day here too!

352

It's cloudy and windy here again today. I need some sun!

#353
I had a rerequest today that it seems I was one of the few people in the world to actually fulfill. Person doing studies on the bone and goegraphical history of turtles wanted painted turtle carcasses for comparasion. He doesn't want to kill live turtles, so he asked for road kills. Since I work as a wildlife rehabber, I was able to put him on the path to getting some.

#354

speaking of roadkill I was trying to save all the salamanders on my road today during my walk...but I just wasn't quick enough, damn fed ex van, got 'em... Also there was a dead fish in the middle of the road. Kind of an odd sight.

#355

Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.

#356~Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.

#357~Kymophobia- Fear of waves.

#358~Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.

#359 Erotopostiphobia - Fear of Pixies being down and not being able to post. :p