To help me go clean out the shop. Yeah I'm puttin off going out there.:rolleyes:

I need her to understand my every thought and need, this is so wonderful!

I need a pigeon chaser!

Is that what they are calling it these days? OK I need someone to chase my pigeon.

If everybody understood what I mean when I say stuff...life would go a lot smoother.

I need somebody to go mow my lawn.

I need someone to work for me tonight...I'm just not in the mood!

I need somebody to send Darogle a private jet. :love:

LOL CGT!

I need somebody to inspire me to update my resume!

I need somebody to help in the shop!

Stef Does Her Resume
 

OK Stef. You are going to up date your resume. Yes, you will update your resume. You are going to write the best damn resume anyone has ever written.
When you update your resume--something you will do right now--you will feel sooooo good; you will feel relieved, and overjoyed. Updating your resume is a wonderfull thing to do. You will really enjoy doing it. In fact, you can hardly believe you hasn't done it yet.
Here is the thing, Stef. You want to update your resume. You need to update your resume. You will update your resume. No more excuses. "I'll do it tomorrow," doesn't cut it anymore.

DO IT NOW. "YES, YEEESSSS. O God," she cried touching her fingers to the keyboard. "You feel so good baby to my fingertips," she said with a smile. She opened the document "My Resume" emitting a barely audible "Ohhh" as it jumped to the screen, hard, waiting to be manipulated. Forgetting all restraint, her silky, long, and sexy fingers started typing. T's, and S's, A's, M's, (her favorite). The letters formed on the screen as a damp spot formed on her pantied snuggled up against her wet, hungry pussy. Faster and faster she typed. The pressure building in her loins. She clinched her butt cheeks together, sucked in a breath of air, and held it in suspended anticipation still typing and manipulating her document. When she let her butt relax and drop back into the chair, she starting to orgasm. "O...God...Damn...Yes," she haltingly yelled. Her fingers were flying on the keyboard now and she reached another climax. Almost done now, she gave her resume such pleasure: spell check, gram check, format check. Just as she hit save, she had one final orgasm that just soaked both her panties and the chair with sweet Stef juice. For the next five minutes she looked at her newly udpated resume whispering, "I love you resume," over and over again. Rarely has she felt so satisfied. Never had she done a resume like this before.

Five Years Later
Stef runs a word prosessing business now. She often works late. When passersby hear moaning and gasping sounds, they smile knowing that Stef is updating again.

You Must, Can, and Will DO IT!
Larry

ROFLMAO

We need more posts like that!

What kind of job could I get with a resume like that?

With a resume like that, you could write your own job, the perfect job, with benefits previously unknown in the business world. You would be the update queen; you would finally be recognized as the Goddess You Are.

Help I need somebody to pick out my clothes for tomorrow.

Help! I need someone to seduce the road crew so they'll stop with the hammering!!!