I would choose Quasimodo. He may not be attractive, but I think he would be a more tender, attentive and appreciative lover.


Snow White or Cinderella

Prince Charming or The Woodsman

I'll take Belle White.....

Ciinderella or Ariel

Prince Charming or David Hasselhoff

hey no fair...everyone knows there is no such thing as a Prince Charming!!! ;)

David Hasselhoff (just so in the end I could let him know how so unappealing his pompus ass is)

Halle Berry or Whitney Housten

Tom Hanks or Tom Berenger (yummy lol)

Halle Berry

Vanessa Williams or Janet Jackson

Tom Selleck or Robert Redford

redford

sanford or son???

ellie mae or Jane Hathaway

Ellie Mae cause I think ms jane was born with the same equiptment I was born with

Ginger or Mary Ann
Fonzie or Rocky Balboa

Mary Ann

Chrissy Snow Or Janet (3 company)
Fonzie or Rocky Balboa

Fonzie...without a doubt!! At least Fonzie could speak in complete sentences...LOL
Aaaaaaayyyy!!!

Potsie or Ralph Malph

Laverne or Shirley

Ralph Malph...I got a thing for redheads ;)

Mr. Clean or the Brawny Man

Little Debbie or Betty Crocker

(okay, I couldn't think of anything better...fuck off. ;) )

Betty Crocker all the way she can cook lol

George Costanza or Kramer
Jeannie or Samamtha Stevens

I dream of Jeannie !

Kate Jackson or Farrah Fawcet

George Costanza or Kramer

Kramer with out a doubt...sexy freaks turn me on :p

Kate Jackson or Farrah Fawcet

6 million dollar man or Magnum PI

Magnum all the way and any which way!!!!

Kiefer Sutherland or Matthew Broderick

Victoria Principal or Linda Evans

Keifer Sutherland for sure......and he could bring his father along too....MMmmm :D:D

Donald Sutherland or Alan Alda

Sally Kellerman or Loretta Switt