Now this I know from personal experience.....

Do not sleep in a waterbed if your very prone to motion-sickness!! Unless you want to be queasy all the next day? :dizzy:

Do not, I repeat, do NOT secure the sheets on a waterbed with a hammer and nails.

Do not practice SCUBA diving on your waterbed without a reserve tank.

Do not anchor your boat on a waterbed.

It's best not to use your waterbed for a condom.

I'd say welding is a big no-no

Forget the whips and chains!!!! :rolleyes:

Forget the dripping of hot wax on any naked bodies! :rolleyes:

Don't even get me started on the partner that will need Dramine (motion sickness medication) just to be there! UGH! ;)

^^haha too funny^^

I don't know....but I think I should try them out to make sure........

You can't turn the heat all the way up and use your waterbed to boil eggs.

you can't add gelatin and ropes and turn it into a wrestling arena

^^^^^^^^^^Oh Man........... that would be so cool!^^^^^^^

You can't fill it with Helium and make love with very squeaky voices.

"Ouch, I've just got my hair caught in the bloody light fitting again."

ROFLMFAO!

You can't juggle chain saws on a waterbed!

You can't pee...and expect it to go down a drain on a waterbed!

You can't marinade your meat for a BBQ in a waterbed!

You can't practice the high jump on a waterbed!

You shouldn't sharpen your mower blade on a waterbed!

You can't put the Statue of Liberty in the middle of your waterbed!

You shouldn't try and build an ice hut for ice fishing on a waterbed!

You can't thread an elephant through the eye of a needle on a waterbed! Wait...can that be done anywhere?

You shouldn't play with nitro glycerin while on a waterbed!

Don't...I say DON'T...draw a target in the middle of the bed and practice up for hunting season!

OMG...I'll be thinking of things all day now! I've gotta go to work...but first I have to change my panties cause I pee'd them!

Love you guys!