Over hearing the conversation from the two men at the bar I almost spit my drink everywhere with the need to laugh. :D

Turning my attention to the drunk looking for his mudder I eye him suspiciously while flashing him a peek at my snow white panites.

*Puts a hand on WI's shoulder and blurts*
I love you maaaaan
(and you thought only drunk people said that :p )

"Barkeep! these tequila bottles are defective! there's a hole in the top of all of 'em and they're all empty!"

glances at the fella in the chaps - o O (damn kids and their weird fashion statements. wish i could still wear MY chaps)
:box: Back in MY day, we didn't HAVE leather chaps we just had cows and we strapped them to our legs....and we liked it that way. nowadays these kids have all these newfangled gadgets....cars, radios, leather chaps. no such thing a leather chaps in my day.
and we never had bars either. just had a pig trough....had to hope the pigs ate some fermented truffles. no alchyhol.
and not pool tables. hell i'd have given my right arm for a pool table....course then i wouldn't have been able to play pool, but that's a different story. we had to play marbles, but we used rocks instead because we didn't have marbles......... :rant:

Lmao @ ^^^^^. :D

It's ok man...let it all out. We're friends here. Sharin the love! *whispers to Aqua "put your hand on my ass and the two cuties studying are ours!"*




Um...you're less that a year older than me! :confused: Damn...that's MY day too! I feel so old!

*winks conspiratorily at WI and puts a hand on his ass... thinks that it feel a lot like his own, whispers back*
<Are they looking?>

Joe give me another and send a bottle to the old guy over there. Sounds like he needs it with all his ranting going on.

Casting a glance at the two guys touching each others asses. Hmmm I wonder what kind of bar this really is and if those hot guys swing both ways. Batting my eyes at them. :)

We've got someone's attention! By the way...your hand is very strong, "yet" soft.

Hey Joe, whatcha' got that goes good with white panties? :)

(Quickly checks to make sure no one notices I'm not really drunk.)

Wanders in, looks around then walks over to the bar

Hey Joe, whats you got for this scratchie throat

Shot of Everclear should do it...

It'll burn going down and then you won't feel a thing. :p

with all this straw I don't want it to burn :yikes:

any other ideas

Sitting in the corner pretending I'm not paying attention to the comings and goings, I decide it's time to cut a bit loose and I ask Joe to whiz me up a mudslide.

Joe pours the drinks and says. "What about those red soks then huh?" Shakes head.

Tess comes dragging in after having one of her wild and crazy weekends again.

Joe I need the strongest coffee you can make so I can get through the afternoon. *Stifles a yawn and goes to collaspe in a booth.*