bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

PLUS...I'll match 10 of your favorite items from any of the other bidders!

PLUS...I'll guarantee that we'll try any and all of the positions in the complete Kama Sutra that you desire

PLUS...We'll post a thread to all of Pixies for suggestions. Each that you enjoy, I will do! (Just in case the creative minds out there think of something we might otherwise miss!)

Ryker and I have decided to join forces and bid the following:

Firstly I will Let Ryker be the starter:

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures.

Then I Shall Take you and become the main course!:

Friday after work your personal Strech picks you up outside work (beeping the horn to make sure all your mates see it) with 100 red roses (Depricked) gently lying on the floor of the limo, taking you to the nearest airport which takes you to NY then you board the Concorde which is booked entirely for you with noone else to get in your way, flies you straight to london where the next strech picks you up and whisks you off to a secluded Scottish castle in the highlands This is where you are taken straight to your room and given a wardrobe full of VL, Versace, and other designers.

Here you place the best dress on you can find and you will walk down the grand staircase to the music of your favourite artist playing personally for you and you meet me, standing there waiting with baited breath for you. We have a meal of the finest quality cooked by the best chef in the land and we drink Crystal all night till its time to retire to the grand bedroom! when you walk in you will find the kingsize 4 poster bed waiting for you with 1001 french red rose petals strewn onto the bed and i whisk you off your feet and carry you over the threshold! then i place you gently on the bed and I then proceed to make the sweetest love to you until you scream for me to be your bronco! then BANG! You feel good but the best isnt yet!

Ryker and I will become the Dessert!

Ill Fly you (PERSONALLY) to venice take you out on a gondola (If thats right) sing to you my special song that i wrote only for you then we go for the most romatic meal, then its time for me to take you to the grand hotel where ill take you to the best room where i will make the best love to you possible (See above post) and you will not have anything like it before! it will be where you cannot speak because you are in pure ecstasy! you will be untouchable! i will treat you like the Princess you are and life will be perfect for eternity! you will have only one chance to live your perfect life with the best sex imaginable (See above post), all the praise you deserve and then ONLY then will you be in the place closest resembaling heaven! It will be heaven with me (And Ryker)! You will be amazed at what Ryker and I can do for you and only YOU!!

all the above and a box of envelopes!

oh and well (Ryker and I) will

bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

PLUS...I'll match 10 of your favorite items from any of the other bidders!

PLUS...I'll guarantee that we'll try any and all of the positions in the complete Kama Sutra that you desire

PLUS...We'll post a thread to all of Pixies for suggestions. Each that you enjoy, I will do! (Just in case the creative minds out there think of something we might otherwise miss!)

Copyright Bad_Shrek!

Oh and ill use my Very British (James Bond Style) Charm to Woo you and Ryker will use his Aussie Wit and hilarity to keep you happy and ill give you what everyone else does x infinity

ok...guys you outdone yourselves...so the winner is ......

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.......a three way tie..........

ryker.........darogle..........and Bad_Shrek

sorry but your all just to yummy to choose just one!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you all verrrry much. But, These last three guys darn near had a fist fight in the chatroom. so what can a girl do?? ;) LOL

But, I can say I think all of you are winners in my book.;) :hot:

Damn - sure there can't be late bids? *LOL*

A set of Platinum and diamond Bvulgari earings and a bottle of Verve Cliquot Ponsardin in the jacuzzi...

Puuuuurrrrr!!!! Diamonds!!!! :eek:
I see some new meat er..... I mean men want to bid.:D Hmmmmm, * makes a note to talk to Txgrneyes about this.*;) :slurp: