Me, neither. It's only about 3' x 2.5'. More like the front step than a porch. :) I have dozed on the patio in back. :)

I've never walked to work.

me neither....too far...

I've never been arrested

Nor me although I've had a couple of parking tickets and one speeding ticket (warning).

I've never ridden in a hot-air balloon.

Me either

I've never made love in a hot air balloon

me neither

I've never made love in a store's changeroom

Me either, although I have sucked cock in one...


I've never made love in a hot tub

me neither

I've never done it with osuche (though that would be an amazing experience)

I have! And I generally prefer company when undertaking that experience...


I've never had enough pictures from MM to be inspired...to break out the toys....

I never got the list from osuche

True.

I've never given out information before I let the suspense build...

apparently....

I never realized how long the suspense would have to build

Well...suspense eventually must turn into begging :D

I never had this much fun teasing someone before...

I've never had this much fun being teased

I have! But you could up the ante a bit with some photos...

I've never purchased a digital camera

I have....

I've never sent any private pics to osuche