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*Waking up*
She's finally back??? *Stretching* Okay, Gray. Let's get the witch, I mean Maid, onto the seat. *Hiding her crullers (who else but a witch would eat that stuff) and kawfee (sounds disgusting)* |
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Stuffing down the last of the crullers and gulping my kawfee.
“Oh Maaaaiiid…………..your throne is ready your hinnyness.” “Just have a seat………..this won’t hurt a bit,(chuckle) I promise.” “Don’t mind these straps, there just to keep you on your throne.”;) |
*squinting*
But I'm on break... Besides, I'm making bean soap... erm... SOUP. BEAN SOUP. I spoze it can wait. :D |
That's it, Maiddie. That's a gude girl.
*Helping Maid onto the seat* Let Mr Graybread tied you down so you won't fall off. We don't want you to hurt yourself would we? :D Now don't be afraid. Think of those annual showers you sometimes have. This is similar but so much more refreshing. (Whisper: Ready when you are, Gray. ;)) |
I say proceed with the dunking!!:jedi: :hot:
THY PUNISHMENT IS AT HAND THOU SLACKER!! *where did that come from?* |
You heard the man.
Orf wif 'er head!!!! |
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Gray's not around to do the dunkin' so you're out of luck. :p *crossing my legs and finishing my kawfee* |
I rest my case
So you have given poor Gray the Evil Eye have you?
Just because he dared to stand up for what he thought was right and true. :eek: Can I be the only one left to stand up the the tyranny of the evil entity known as "Maid of Marvels"??? Is there anyone that can help??? |
Re: I rest my case
"I will come to thy aid against this comely tyrant know as Maid of Marvels."
*Picks up Maid by the collar of her uniform with one hand and hoists her up to his eye level.* "Now beautiful but evil wench you shall pay for your crimes...may you be reborn...purified." "Where is she to be dunked?" |
Thank you, friendly Engel
Here *pointing to chair hanging over large pond with man-eating sharks in it*
Just strap her in and I will do the dunking. :D |
Re: Thank you, friendly Engel
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Why not this cauldron *gestures over to a truly enormous cauldron filled with seemingly innocent water.* 'Tis filled with water blessed by a priest. i think 'twould be ideal for this i think. what better way to ensure the cleansing of a spirit than this? *so saying he ties Maid securely to a chair* #whisper#If the circumstances were other than they are, this could become quite interesting Maid# |
Oh, brother!!
*eyeing up the cauldron*
This gives a whole new meaning to home maid soup, doesn't it? I just wanna know one thing. How did this even start? I only turned him into a newt once and he was cured. Woe is me. *sog* *weep* *wail* and *moan* |
*wicked thoughts*
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*after securing Maid to a chair i proceed to dunk her in the cauldron, only up to her chin* |
After watching Maid bob in the cauldrin for a bit.
"Hey, she's wearing a 'Mae West', no fair. Oh wait, that not a Mae West, it's Maid's own built in life vest.":rolleyes: |
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