![]() |
No more soup or soap from her.
Believe me, Gray, it was chicken SOAP that she gave me at the last minute. You can't honestly believe that I would make such a stupid mistake? |
Chicken beaks?
Uh oh, she'll be throwing 'eye of newt', and 'wing of bat' in the vat next. |
Exactly, Gray.
Anyone evil enough to add beaks, etc..., to her "soup" is evil enough to switch it with chicken SOAP. I rest my case. |
So I assume those little round balls floating in the soup weren't matzah balls then?
Unless you keep matzah balls on your bathroom sink. |
Exactly! :D
Now that I have a witness, do you think I can sue Maid's arse off??? :rolleyes: Or at least have her dunked??? :rolleyes: |
Quote:
Dunked, yes. I want to see that.:jump: And you notice that she's not around to defend herself. Must be an addmission to guilt, I'd say. "Everyone to the dunking pond. Let the festivities commence." |
It was not an admission of guilt -- I was on break. :p
*looking around for a giant cruller for dunking* Glazed, please. |
Welcome Inn Dunking Pond
Welcome everyone to the Inn's first dunking event. As you can see, we have managed to track down the infamous (and evil) Maid of Marvels and have tied her up to the Ye Olde Dunking Chair.
Mr Graybread has very kindly offered to be the Dunker for the evening while I will make sure that no jiggery pokery takes place. Drum roll please!!! *Sounds of 100s of drums rolling* Mr Graybread, please proceed and dunk... |
DROWN HER! DROWN HER! DROWN THAT MAID OF MARVELS!!!
RAH!! RAH!!! RAAAAHHH!!! |
Quote:
Ah, the sounds of an enthusiastic crowd. "Maid, have a seat please." (I'm such a polite dunker.) Tib, warm up the soup, the water is chilly. |
Setting things straight:
Quote:
First of all, I am nefarious as well. (Or did you forget?) Secondly, I thought you liked jiggery and pokery, Tib. :eek: Thirdly -- Gray, do I get to wear my crown? And where's the kawfee for dunkin' the crullers? :D |
Already there, Gray. I have some of Maid's chicken soap on the stove.
Now get that woman on that seat and let's get dunking. |
Quote:
I don't know Tib, she brought crullers.:slurp: , and kawfee. Aaaahhh, mind if we want till after our snack?:D I promise though, later I'll get her on the seat. |
I am SO back (from break). What are you two like?? :eek:
You can both stop your happy dancin' now. Now... tell me some more about this dunkin' thing? ;) |
When is Maid gonna get dunked???
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:41 AM. |
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.10
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.