Red AARP membership card

Sexy friends

Time piece (hi-falootin' name for a watch :D)

Udder (ceramic cow)

vase

wastebasket

X men dvd

yawn (mine!)

Zombies (on Scooby Doo the movie)

Apple

Breasts

computer

Disturbed CD

Eggs

freak cat (does that count?)

grass (out the window)

Harley (my male asshole cat :D)

icicles (the fake ones - they're still hanging on my neighbours roof. They have time to sweep the sidewalk but no time to take those things down?!?!)

jar with cookies in it

Krispy Kreme, Donuts

Lip Balm

Monitor

"NEXT" bag (it's a shop!)

open drawer

Open can of soda

peppermint

"Quizword" crossword puzzle

rubber band

Slippery-dip

textbooks

Upper shelf of a CD/DVD case holder

Vines

wind blowing the trees

X-box advert

Yawn. My wife's yawning.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ's.......(CA's asleep!!!)

Adobe Photoshop Album software box.

Becks Beer Bottle!!!

Container of CDs.

Door frame