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Wishful thinking, Maid.
Now are you going to tell her? |
Tell her what, smartypants? How some guy showed up on the boards insisting that he was my husband and demanding that I come "home" to do the laundry? HIS laundry. :eek:
Or how YOU took up his side and dumped me flat on my behind only to join his coalition to try to defame my good name and character? Or maybe I should mention how all the Women of Wonder gave him a sound thrashing (which didn't quite leave you unscathed either)? Or should I just leave all that stuff aside and mention that you ran away with your tail tucked firmly between my legs? :D |
Oops! That should have been:
With your tail tucked firmly between YOUR legs. :rolleyes: |
Poor BoB. He was a kind, decent guy who broadcasted to the whole forum how much he loved you and what did you do? You said that you don't remember him and simply kicked him to the curb. It almost broke the guy.
I had to help him. It was the only humane thing to do. But it wasn't enough. You still destroyed him. PS He only wanted you to do the laundry because evidently you do it so well. Butler of Blunders: RIP :( |
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Did you ever consider that BoB might have been after you all along? Hmmm???? I mean, basically I paid him no never mind, the WoWzers shooed him off, and YOU took up with him after that.
I've heard YOU aren't so bad at doing the laundry either -- among other things. :D |
Oh my! I seem to have opened a can of worms. Just please don't get in a fistfight? *pleading*
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Oi! Maid! NO!!!!
BoB and I had a mutual but manly friendship. We were pals, chums, just good mates. We never did anything 'funny' and I would appreciate it if you didn't hint to the contrary. The way you and your fellow 'WOWzers' treated the poor guy, was it any wonder that he fought back in any way he could? I still think that creating the League Against WOWzers (L.A.W.) saved that site from your deadly influence even if it couldn't save BoB himself. Poor BoB! :( |
harumph!
The poor sod never had a chance. Besides, I have a particularly keen interest in the latest in a long series of pizzaboys that I've been collecting over time. Yummy :D
And just how would you have liked the WOWzers to have reacted to some strange (and I mean it in EVERY sense of the word) man erupted onto the boards demanding that I come home to wash his unders?? They saw straight through him. As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, they had him tied up for a while. (I heard he liked it. ;) ) |
*sipping my tea*
Interesting, but a little too controversial for my taste. :) |
I agree, Kitty. Maid's treatment of all her pizzaboys as well as her ex-husband is controversal to say the least.
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creeps in - grabs beer and creeps out before Tib can grab the scruff of my neck and toss me into the bogs.
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*Seeing Chloe from the corner of my eye she dives into the Men's toilets*
Chuckle. I knew she was keen but not that keen. *Listening to the shouts as men start spilling out*. |
*laughing at all the men who are afraid to let a woman into the toilet with them*
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*laughing too*
Hmmm. I notice that Chloe isn't in any rush to come out again. :D |
I might have to go in there and get her. lol
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