You can't wear spurs to bed and expect to wake up dry

You can not set your branding iron down on a waterbed.

It's not a good idea to use your waterbed as a pincushion while sewing.

It's not a good idea to leave the drain hole open while filling the bed with water.

waterbeds don't make a good place to build a bonfire and roast marshmallows.

You should not freeze the water in lieu of turning on the air conditioner.

you should not wear garden airerator shoes and walk on the bed.

Well...you can't coat yourself (and your partner) with massage oil and use the bare waterbed like a slide....without having fun. ;)

You can't eat ice cream on a water bed while your partner is jumping up and down on the other side... :fish:

LMAO!! That cracked me up!! :D

:)

You should not install diving boards as a means of bed entry.



That's even more true if you froze the water to avoid turning on the air conditioner. :rolleyes:

You can't set up a tent on a waterbed

I'm not sure, but I don't think you can drive golf balls from your waterbed, can you?

Lawn darts aren't a good idea, either.

You cannot stake your partner down on a water bed.