Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is it so hard to get that silly tune out of your head but you can't remember that persons name?

Teddy

OMG - I might be able to answer something. I think (ergo sum Lil) that the square boxing ring is called a ring because the original outdoor bouts were ringed by the spectators - a bit like that Clint Eastwood film where he was a bare knuckle fighter.

TB - I hope you can sleep easier now.

But then why is a touch down called a touch down when you don't actually have to touch the ball down? Shit - insomnia calls!

Should'nt fellatio suck?

TY!!
 

Vigil,
TY, that is great. I'd never heard that before, it makes sense. But what is (ergo sum Lil)??
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I also wonder who was the first person to eat lobster. Think about it... who picked up that ugly thing & said, 'yummy, lets eat'.

TB - cogito ergo sum - I think therefore I am.

I'd always wondered about that one too?

And why is it that you never spill a drop until you're all dressed up, ready to go out, take a sip of coffee & end up dribbling.

And how come its not windy until you get your hair done.....

And it rains after you wash the car.....

Why am I always the last person to join a queue?

And why are hot dog buns never sliced down the middle but off to one side.....

Why do people open a card, read it and then look at the back... what do they expect to see there.....

Same people pick up a figurine, look at it and exclaim how lovely it is and then they turn it over and look at the bottom... why?

Why do you always get a spot/pimple when you least need one?

In case of a robbery. I have researched this.. :p