nor have I

I have never stolen a car

I have never ridden in a stolen car.

I was in a borrowed car.

I have never been woke up by a BJ.

No, but I've been the giver of one.

I've never woken up early to watch someone sleep.

It was a lovely sight.

I've never been bored looking at lovely ladies.

I've never been bored playing the smut games at Pixies with sexy men.

I know i can't get bored with the smut game ladies.

I've never watched a reality show.

I've never liked Martha Stewart

I can't stand her either.

I've never been pregnant.

(I have ---- 3 times!)

I've never had a daughter.

I've had two.

I've never had a multiple birth.

Neither have I, thank goodness!!



I've never owned a bird.

No, too much chirping and too many seeds.

I've never had sex on a bus, train, or plane.

Me neither.


I've never had sex on a boat, either.

nor have I ......although I have done on a pier

I've never met someone face to face whom I've met online