My right nut
My left nut
My dick ......................... WAIT! That's the pocket with the hole cut in it. :o



My OTHER pocket has mini Leatherman
Three foot tape measure
Change



Three things you would NEVER put in your pocket

Your right nut
Your left nut
Your dick .... Surely we can find a better place for them!



Batteries (made contact with my keys once, talk about a Hot Pocket!)
Lipstick (messy when found in dryer)
Cigarettes (I just quit smoking!!)


Three things you should really get rid of.

Some old clothes that don't fit anymore
Games we don't play anymore
Junk stored in the garage we never use or look at

Three things you look for in a car

CD Player
AC
Heater

(I'm easy to please)


Last three books you read

The Shack
Ship
Flags and Heraldry

Three favorite TV commercials

I don't watch much TV so this a tough one ...

Super Bowl Doritos commercial: kid smacks chip out of mom's date's hand
Sonic commercials with the two goofy guys

Can't think of any others. :(

Three things you wanted to "grow up to be" when you were a kid.

A policeman
Rich
A soldier ... actually a general

Three things you like massaged

Shoulders
Back
Feet


Three things you'd like to change about yourself

Weight ... down a bit more
Income ... up a bit more
Sex ... up a bit more

:thumbs:

Three favorite sexual activities

teasing
more teasing
vicious teasing ;)


Three things you ate today.

It's only 2:30AM, so I'll give yesterdays morning, noon, and supper ...

Egg sandwich on an English Muffin.
Macaroni and Cheese.
Meatloaf and potatoes.

Three shoe styles.

boots
sneakers
stilletos


Three favorite smut games.

Hard to pick "favorites" since I enjoy most of them. Hmmmm ... I'll list these but next time would possibly have three different ones. :shrug:

A-Z Place Game
The "Say Something Nice To The Previous Poster" Game
5 Letter Sentence

Three favorite soda pop flavors

Dr. Pepper
Barq's
Diet Coke w/splenda


Three things you need to pick up at the store.

Dunny paper
Coke Zero
Tablets

3 cars you'd love to own?