YEOOWWWW!
 

Location: the highlands of Central Jamaica - 1972

I snuck off into the jungle with the sweetest little mulatto girl on the campus. We found a nice big rock and were doing stuff (never actually had intercourse -didn't have a rubber). First tragedy happened with her first attempted hand job. She was obviously well trained in driving standard so when I told her to move it up and down she gripped it firmly and (no clutch) rammed it into reverse from 5th. Almost tore it off the bone.

It took a while to recover. Augustus knew he was safe if he was soft so it took a long time to persuade him to awaken. So we get him hard again and with a little guidance she gets the right angle, grip and rythum. She's a tropper. I'm about to cum but there's no tissues and she wasn't (yet) into swallowing so she leans over and grabs a big 'ol leaf from beside the rock. She goes at it again and just prior to me cumming, she wraps the leaf around my dick so we won't get messed up. Right at the point I'm cumming I begin to feel HOT on my dick. It goes from HOT to BURNING scratching, screaming, tearing HOTTTT. The leaf she grabbed was something called CowsItch and is a member (ha) of the Stinging Nettles family.

I got off but talk about the kind of "afterglow" ya don't ever want to feel. I was leaping about in the dark, spitting into my hand and rubbing to get the stinging sensation to stop.... it felt like ma dick was MELTING. I dunked it in rum later and the rash went away along with about half my nerve endings.

Funny thing...we went back before dusk the next night (with tissues this time) and the rock we were on was a little out cropping. There was about a
25,000 METER friggin CLIFF at the edge. If I'd danced aound a bit more and fallen off that damn rock I wouldn't have hit the ground until earliy last WEEK!!

FLOP !!

Kids. There've been a couple of times when we were right in the middle of things and the door opens or a knock at the door with, "Mom, can you come here a minute." It is amazing how fast that can make the mood disappear.

Ever have the in-laws drop over unannounced?

We were in the living room going at it hot and heavy on the floor and didn't even hear them pull up in the driveway. All of a sudden there was "Mom" at the screen window, cupping her hands to peer in to see why we didn't answer the door but both vehicles were in the driveway. He pulls out of me and jumps up so fast and yells "Mom!" so loud that the cat went flying up to the steps, never to be seen the rest of the evening! Talk about "flop"! Geeeeeezzzzzzzzzz................

Mrs. Lix

Kids are one thing, but ever have a 20lb tomcat hop on your back for a ride and dig in his claws? eee-yowwwww!!!!

how about a mosquito attack? :(

My ex-boyfriend and i decided to umm, get back to nature, in the fallow field down by my house. it was hidden by trees, so no one could see us by the highway. I tend to attract mosquitoes in a 50 mile radius and of course, that day was no exception. I was laying on the hay <yes, a roll in the hay> and all the sudden i felt something hit my butt. I didn't think anything of it and we continued.

when i got home and jumped in the shower, i had a mess of bites on my backside, plus scratches from the hay. it hurt to sit the next few days.

word to the wise, if you decide to have sex outdoors, bring a blanket and off! :)

mmmmm, off what a turn on smell

Skip,

they do now make a botanical one that does not stink as much LOL

i'd prefer the eau de OFF than the skeeter scratchies any day

what about parents? i was having sex with my boyfriend while my parents were out and while were screwing, the phone rings. I pick up and its my mom telling me that shes coming home in 10 minutes. I hang up and yell, "OUTTA THE HOUSE NOW". I don't think I want to try that again.

Murphy---I figured out your problem.You said that it was a TOMcat
Being male;he was;probably jealous.Otherwise;unless you have
gay tendencies;I'd worry about a male cat;going after my genitals! Irish