AHHH The Waterbed Brings Back Such Fondling Memories!
 

:boobs: You cannot sleep in one filled with water that's not heated........(at least not, and awaken well rested and limber!!) :fish:

You shouldn't let pet unicorns lay on the bed. :rolleyes:

It's not a good idea to have a bunch of cats on your waterbed.

You cannot play with pins on your water bed.....so acupuncture treatments are out. :p

Easily use it as a source of drinking water if you wake up a bit thirsty.

You cannot use the spiked choke collar on your lover while on the waterbed.

As long as your neck is supported by my...ummm...thigh ;) ...We should be OK.

Well...that certainly was stimulating. :slurp:

You can never find a good rhythm on a waterbed... the waves come back and screw it up.

Put fish inside the water bed and then expect a restful night's sleep

LMAO.... I'll guarantee it... Put Fish in your waterbed and you will not get much sleep at all.. :p

Hmmmm.....why do I have the sudden urge to go on a fishing trip?

You can't perform open heart surgery on a waterbed.
Well, not and expect good results.

Yep.....had that problem while on vacation......

Oh yes you can.............. just need more practice! :sex: