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Were you guys supposed to be scaring me more than the birds? :D
We're hanging out there today and perhaps our smell is keeping them away. LOL WI - the horse is on full-time big bug duty. He's almost earning his keep that way. How much rent do I deduct for a Lab with gas, though? There was no "pigeon away" at the hardware store. Hanging out there on days off is helping. They like boobs, though! :dizzy: |
For the gun guys, it'd be like shooting fish in a barrell. It'd be easier to punch them and if I were to hunt, I'd like to give them a running start.
*wait* The flapping of their wings is making me postal. |
When I was a pigeon...
I loved boobs! :D |
Birds like boobs! I'm doomed!
How do you spell barrell? GAH! |
Take advantage of your good fortune Steph. Capitalize on the fact that they are coming to you, like Eros said. I’m sure you know a restaurant operator in China town that will be glad to trade you some bushes for “pheasant-under-glass”.:rolleyes: Stop on the way to work and pick up a couple boxes of popcorn and a pack No. 4 fish hooks. Then run over to Clutzy Rents and have them hook up model “Pyramid-Klean” combination, diesel compressor and sandblaster to your bumper. Tow that home and you’ll have your problem solved and the place clean in no time. :)
Remember "If the guys don't find you attractive, they should at least find you handy.", ;) |
That's what I was thinking... if you're a carnivore, you've got it made!
Wondering if rockintime actually bought the William Hung CD *shudder* |
Way to paraphrase! Your leader would weep, PF!
My horse and I are growing tired. We can't keep watch much longer. We now realize the birds are stupid enough to fear pillows so we will set up Pringle discards and old pillowcases. |
Fill your patio with empty Pringle containers? Are you mad, woman? You might as well hang up a "I smoke weed" banner from that patio!
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But I'm low on pot and I think this will scare the pigeons and entice my pothead neighbours! Foolproof?
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So when your neighbors sneak onto your balcony to investigate the pringles cans...you toss a pillowcase over their heads and riffle through their pockets in search of stash!
PF's wrong...you're brilliant! |
Yes, that's what I was hoping for - WI & PF to combine forces!
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Hey! I was being serious! That's a hell of an idea for a trap, Steph! You'd never have to buy weed again! And don't forget...weed destroys short term memory so they'd keep forgeting and come back often! It's the gift that keeps on giving! :D
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PF---The Chinese resturant owners use cats for"pheasant under
glass"not birds!Did you ever see any cats by a Chinese resturant? Steph---I was serious about that web search.As I said-The small critters,were digging up my new pavement,where it meets the garage.My pavement company owner(long time friend & riding buddy)looked at it & told me what it was.I bought a new "Hav-a hart"trap,because they didn't weigh enough,to trip my squirrel- size one.That didn't work so my wife tried the Web! Irish P.S.It's good to have a Lab with gas.That way,you can blame the dog,when you fart!:D |
Irish, where do I begin? :D Our Lab love? They're disgusting creatures, surely you know that?
My brown Lab is outside after his THIRD big walk today. Nothing will satisfy him. |
WI, I can't forget *THAT* much!!!
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