Were you guys supposed to be scaring me more than the birds? :D

We're hanging out there today and perhaps our smell is keeping them away.

LOL WI - the horse is on full-time big bug duty. He's almost earning his keep that way. How much rent do I deduct for a Lab with gas, though?

There was no "pigeon away" at the hardware store. Hanging out there on days off is helping. They like boobs, though! :dizzy:

For the gun guys, it'd be like shooting fish in a barrell. It'd be easier to punch them and if I were to hunt, I'd like to give them a running start.

*wait*

The flapping of their wings is making me postal.

When I was a pigeon...



I loved boobs! :D

Birds like boobs! I'm doomed!

How do you spell barrell?

GAH!

Take advantage of your good fortune Steph. Capitalize on the fact that they are coming to you, like Eros said. I’m sure you know a restaurant operator in China town that will be glad to trade you some bushes for “pheasant-under-glass”.:rolleyes: Stop on the way to work and pick up a couple boxes of popcorn and a pack No. 4 fish hooks. Then run over to Clutzy Rents and have them hook up model “Pyramid-Klean” combination, diesel compressor and sandblaster to your bumper. Tow that home and you’ll have your problem solved and the place clean in no time. :)





Remember "If the guys don't find you attractive, they should at least find you handy.", ;)

That's what I was thinking... if you're a carnivore, you've got it made!


Wondering if rockintime actually bought the William Hung CD *shudder*

Way to paraphrase! Your leader would weep, PF!

My horse and I are growing tired. We can't keep watch much longer. We now realize the birds are stupid enough to fear pillows so we will set up Pringle discards and old pillowcases.

Fill your patio with empty Pringle containers? Are you mad, woman? You might as well hang up a "I smoke weed" banner from that patio!

But I'm low on pot and I think this will scare the pigeons and entice my pothead neighbours! Foolproof?

So when your neighbors sneak onto your balcony to investigate the pringles cans...you toss a pillowcase over their heads and riffle through their pockets in search of stash!







PF's wrong...you're brilliant!

Yes, that's what I was hoping for - WI & PF to combine forces!

Hey! I was being serious! That's a hell of an idea for a trap, Steph! You'd never have to buy weed again! And don't forget...weed destroys short term memory so they'd keep forgeting and come back often! It's the gift that keeps on giving! :D

PF---The Chinese resturant owners use cats for"pheasant under
glass"not birds!Did you ever see any cats by a Chinese resturant?
Steph---I was serious about that web search.As I said-The small
critters,were digging up my new pavement,where it meets the garage.My pavement company owner(long time friend & riding
buddy)looked at it & told me what it was.I bought a new "Hav-a hart"trap,because they didn't weigh enough,to trip my squirrel-
size one.That didn't work so my wife tried the Web! Irish
P.S.It's good to have a Lab with gas.That way,you can blame the dog,when you fart!:D

Irish, where do I begin? :D Our Lab love? They're disgusting creatures, surely you know that?

My brown Lab is outside after his THIRD big walk today. Nothing will satisfy him.

WI, I can't forget *THAT* much!!!