I say proceed with the dunking!!:jedi: :hot:

THY PUNISHMENT IS AT HAND THOU SLACKER!!

*where did that come from?*

You heard the man.

Orf wif 'er head!!!!

I rest my case
 

So you have given poor Gray the Evil Eye have you?

Just because he dared to stand up for what he thought was right and true.

:eek:

Can I be the only one left to stand up the the tyranny of the evil entity known as "Maid of Marvels"???

Is there anyone that can help???

Re: I rest my case
 

"I will come to thy aid against this comely tyrant know as Maid of Marvels."

*Picks up Maid by the collar of her uniform with one hand and hoists her up to his eye level.*

"Now beautiful but evil wench you shall pay for your crimes...may you be reborn...purified."

"Where is she to be dunked?"

Thank you, friendly Engel
 

Here *pointing to chair hanging over large pond with man-eating sharks in it*

Just strap her in and I will do the dunking.

:D

Re: Thank you, friendly Engel
 

Why not this cauldron

*gestures over to a truly enormous cauldron filled with seemingly innocent water.*

'Tis filled with water blessed by a priest. i think 'twould be ideal for this i think. what better way to ensure the cleansing of a spirit than this?

*so saying he ties Maid securely to a chair*

#whisper#If the circumstances were other than they are, this could become quite interesting Maid#

Oh, brother!!
 

*wicked thoughts*
 

*after securing Maid to a chair i proceed to dunk her in the cauldron, only up to her chin*

After watching Maid bob in the cauldrin for a bit.

"Hey, she's wearing a 'Mae West', no fair.

Oh wait, that not a Mae West, it's Maid's own built in life vest.":rolleyes:

Have you seen Maid's "built-in life vest"??? :eek: Once seen, never forgotten.

















In case you confused, gentle reader, just look at Maid's AV. ;)

*Walking in to check the place*.

Hi. Is anyone around???

*sneaks in, grabs a quick cuppa and sneaks back out*

*Catching SuccubusKitty*
 

Sorry, lady, but no free cuppas.

Cough up or else.

*creeps in hoping Tib won't see*

:fly: Mmm no one has such tasty flies!

It has taken me two days but...
 

Yep, Chloe. I see you with that cup of coffee.

Now cough up. ;)

*Holding out hand*

*sneaks back in, slaps money on the counter and heads back out saying, "Damn working is a bitch, no time for much perving."*

Perv Alert!!!!
 

I thought my Tib-sense told me something.

Hiya, Kitty, and what pervy drink would you like today?

*Blowing cobwebs off bar and coughing*

Heya sweets. Umm....actually would you mind fixing me a nice stiff one tonight? your choice...i had a doozie of an evening

I'm sorry about that, Kitty. A really hard day huh?

One stiff one coming up.

*Handing over a neat _____**

*(Fill in the gap)

Yeah but I been having a rough go of it even outside of work. I appreciate the drink. :)


Mind if I have another stiffy? ;)

Here, have two. ;)

Any plans for the weekend, Kitty?

I plan on RELAXING!!! things are going well at home again and I have four days off from asking people where their emergencies are. I plan on having a little whipped cream wrestling with me and the hubby and this cute little blonde roomie we have (if she's amenable of course)

*door creaks open*

Is it too late for some coffee?

Looks around at all the dust....

Happy New Year!!!
 

Never too late for a coffee, Faerie. If you are still interested. It is on the house since it is New Year.

So Happy New Year!!!

:line:

Thanks alot!

Happy New Year to you too!!