#561

What a lucky girl I am...sexy on top of me and sexy below me....Oh the possibilities....

564...

#565~

TODAY IN HISTORY:

Jamestown
On May 14, 1607, the first permanent British settlement in North America was established at Jamestown, Virginia by the Virginia Company Charter.

#566~

Also: 1908 1st passenger flight in an airplane

#567~1932 "We Want Beer!" parade in New York

#568~1983 "She Blinded Me with Science" by Thomas Dolby hits #5 (LOVE that song/video) :)

Also today in history...in case you were really curious
 

#569~

1991 World's largest burrito created at 1,126 lbs

And, in case you had wanted time off today...
 

#570~

Holidays on/about May 14th

Note: Some Holidays are only applicable on a given "day of the week"

Guinea : Guinea Democratic Party Anniversary
Liberia : Unification Day/Integration Day
Malawi : Kamuzu Day
Paraguay : Independence Day (1811)
Philippines : Carabao Festival/Constitution Day/Feast of St Isidro

#571 --

I'm pretty new 'round here, so I haven't read all 30+ pages of replies but....did you know warm water freezes faster than cold water?

I think we're at #573.

#575...

Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,
With good friends, you can't lose,
This could become a habit.
Opportunity knocked once, let's reach out and grab it,
Together we'll nab it.
We'll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it.

577

*smooches*

And, since I'm in the mood...
 

Why, exactly, are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?

#579

# 580

Oh boy! Are we ahead of schedule!

581...So many more to go, but this is fun...

582

so . . . tired . . . feel like I posted all of them!

#583~If any thread could capture the morale of the Pixies crew, it's this one. ;)

#584

I take it IAKG is aware Rhino just did a Muppet Show anniversary CD with tracks from the show and all the movies?

#585

587
Sesame street was sponsored by the letter P, D and the number 587 :D

#588

LMAO@Lil. Only from a mother. :)

Ahhh! NO, I didn't. I'll have to BOTL for that. Thanks! :)

#590 Right I'm off to look at the problem with the photocopier :)

#591 woo hoo fixed the bugger.

#592 "You'll never really learn to swear until you get a computer."

#593 The FussyPucker guide to computers.....

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Hardware: A product that if you play with it long enough, breaks.
Software: A product that if you play with it long enough, works.

#594 ....Computing continued.....

Users: Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor.

#595 Please note that the above deffinition doesn't apply to "pixie users"

Pixies users: Collective term for those who stare drooling and masturbating at the sexy people on their monitor.

#596 - ...I need to find some work to do!!! :)

Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it.
Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.

#597 - here we go....

Pixie Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert..

Novice Pixie Users: People who have a very sticky keyboard which makes it impossible to reply to posts.............they're lucky if they can get to the next pic thread !

Intermediate Pixie Users: Acomplished one handed typer that can reply to a thread without missing a stroke and manage to take a few pics of the event in progress :D occasionally gets interupted by a family member causing panic but they're never caught with their pants down ;)

Expert Pixie Users: Owner of fully splash proof keyboard and always has room locked during 'pixie time' They can reply to one thread using their feet while pleasuring themselves with both hands and taking pictures from many different angles.. these users can also be found spending loads of time in other areas of pixies replying to strange threads adding more amusing comments each time they post

#598 - Yes I think that does prove I need to find some work to do !

#599 don't make me post number 600 !