I’ll try to remember that next time I shake hands with a polar bear.:rolleyes:



#480

So where do I place my bet for the Kodiak Derby?;)


#481

Is it shorter than “I do”:confused:

#482

And the news is…………………….?:confused:



#483

#484

LMAO. The problem with *that* sentence is the unspoken words (and problems) that follow it. :D

#485

Being a Kentucky girl myself, I can say with absolute certainty that while the Kentucky Derby is run on the first Saturday of May, the Kodiak Derby is held on the fifth Saturday of May. :D

And now we are well past today’s quota of 463 post. At this rate, we may well finish this is only …………………….. 30 years maybe?

At the end of a full week we will see what the projected finish date could be based on a weeks average.


#486

I thought for sure it would be the fifth Saturday of January


#487

..or perhaps the sixth.

OH the lady IS wise!:cool:


#489

490

"I am" is complete. 'Do' is a transitive verb and the only time you're going to use 'I do' is at a wedding or as a shortened version of a complete sentence.

491 - Yeah, but which hand do they wipe their ass with?...that is what I want to know.

The right. (that's why I WILL remember.):(


#492

#493 If you're looking for something more Pixiite.............

I just masturbated (again!)..........hehehehe.



Is that more what you had in mind Panty?

#494 - lou !!! Damn woman I've only managed once today.....then again I am at work gotta love those toilets ;)

#495~A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

#496~40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

...just helpin' out.

we are getting close to that first half a grand of posts.

#498

and number 500 will be 1/2 of one hundredth of one percent.


#499

#500 oooooooooooooo looky what I done ! I made it 500 ! I'm a good boy I am !

#500

I'd be happy to be the 1/2 of one hundreth of one percent! That sounds soooooo small!

#502 sorry steph I just got in there first I guess lol

#503 is so anticlimactic compared to 500 but here goes.

#504

No problem, Fussy. You beat me by a minute! :)

#505
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver"

Will leave it at that for all to read into it what they wish... :)

#506

LOL Cheyanne! Beaver! tee hee tee hee

Must stop procrastinating soon! :)

507 - When is a beaver not a beaver on a beaver...

#508

"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night"

509.....Oh eddie...oh eddie...give it to me eddddddiiiiiiieeeeeeeee

LMFAO, Lixy. I can hear June now... :D

#510

#511~Dr. Seuss actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounded like Sue-ice.

#512~The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

#513~The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springstein's 'Born in the USA.'

#514~Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

Here's an argument for you...
 

#515~You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

(Wonder how many you burn perving at Pixies?) :rolleyes:

#516~A lot of photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

#517~Paul McCartney's real first name is James - Paul is his middle name. Thus, all the Beatles (including Ringo, whose first name is Richard) were named after kings.

#519