"Snakes...Why'd it have to be Snakes?"

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"You burned the food, the shade....the rum, yes the rum is gone, but why is the rum gone!"

-Pirates of the Carribbean

Stripes:

John Winger: Lee Harvey. You are a madman. When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you.

The truth is a virtue.

So be it.

Both from Pump Up the Volume.

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.


Pulp Fiction

His Niece : We're dropping 2,000 feet!
The Great Man : It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.

"never Give a sucker an even break" 1941

Charlie Brown : It's stupid to just sit here and admire that little red haired girl from a distance. It's stupid not to get up and go over and talk to her.
[stands up]
Charlie Brown : It's really stupid! It's just plain stupid; so why I don't I go over and talk to her?!
[sits down]
Charlie Brown : Because I'm stupid.

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Charlie Brown : There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.


"you're in love charlie brown" tv movie 1967

Mae West- I used to be Snow White....but I drifted
Good sex is like good bridge....if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Come and get me copper.

Phone Rings, Stan picks it up

Stan Says "It sure is"
Stan Hangs Up

Ollie says "Who was that"
Stan Says "Just some Joker who said it's a long distance from Atlanta Georgia"

Vot is your name

Don't tell him Pike


I know it's TV but that line from Dad's Army cracks me up

looka at me ma i'm on top of the world (Jimmy C)