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Lilith
08-23-2002, 08:35 AM
Ya know how doctors have to pick a field to specialize in..... what is your sex specialization???You would earn a PHD in____????



As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of___________.

Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank):p
PantyFanatic
08-23-2002, 10:40 AM
P A N T Y SUCKING :p


Dr. SLURRRRP
scotzoidman
08-23-2002, 11:02 AM
PhD in the field of trans-mammary penile manipulation...Doctorate of Tittyfucking...call me Dr. Slideswell...
dicksbro
08-23-2002, 11:57 AM
PhD in cunnilingus ... Dr. of Libia Licking. Call me Dr. Licksalot.

Has anyone seen my nurse, Miss. FelPal. She helps me a lot when I get hard up. :)
Aqua
08-23-2002, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Lilith
[B]Ya know how doctors have to pick a field to specialize in..... what is your sex specialization???You would earn a PHD in____????
Anal Sex ;)

As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of___________.
Penile Rectal Penentration :D

Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank):p
Dr. Analinski :p
Lilith
08-23-2002, 01:45 PM
Damn I feel ill....I think I need to go to the practice of

Dr. SLURRRRP, Dr. Slideswell, Dr. Licksalot & Dr. Analinski

I hear they havea cure for anything that ails me :p;)
scotzoidman
08-23-2002, 01:50 PM
Just show me where it hurts, Lilith...I'll kiss the boo-boo & make it all better ;)
ryder
08-23-2002, 01:58 PM
You would earn a PHD in cunnilingism


As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of clitoral gratification.

Now you will be known as Dr. Clittipus.
dicksbro
08-23-2002, 02:10 PM
Gee, Lilith, you should see my tongue depressor :)
skipthisone
08-23-2002, 04:57 PM
The field of Tongue Gymnastics

Dr. TongueInKnots
PantyFanatic
08-23-2002, 05:02 PM
LMAO @ dicksbro


( I love one liners)
Sharni
08-23-2002, 05:52 PM
You would earn a PHD in____????
Playing the Penile Flute :p
honorary Doctorate in the field of___________
Penile Satisfaction
Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank)
Dr Suckalotacock :p:p
asp
08-23-2002, 09:02 PM
Doctorite in masturbation; several times over.
Mr. 3G
08-24-2002, 12:19 AM
"G" stuff - ( betcha neva woulda guessed )

and of course I'm an accomplished cunning linguist.
GermanSteve
08-26-2002, 09:02 PM
Doctorite in male multiple orgasms.

Dr. Selfish :D ;)
dicksbro
08-27-2002, 04:57 AM
Gee, Sharni ... er ... Dr Suckalotacock ... how do I set up an appointment (preferably daily) :D :D
LixyChick
08-27-2002, 05:20 PM
Ya know how doctors have to pick a field to specialize in..... what is your sex specialization???You would earn a PHD in____????

Milking a cock till spent!

As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of___________.

Kiegal Massage

Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank)

Dr. Squeezeumdry
dicksbro
08-27-2002, 06:15 PM
Oh, Dr. Squeezeumdry ... do you treat the Loaded Balls Syndrome??
quisath
08-27-2002, 06:56 PM
Defineitly Connie Lingus.................she's a great friend of Mine.
Harley Q
08-27-2002, 09:35 PM
I'm still in my residency program, haven't picked a field yet.
Wicked Wanda
08-29-2002, 01:25 AM
Well I specialize in 3 sums, with subspecialities in bisexuality, oral sex and exhibitionism.

"Carpet burns on my knees AND my bottom AGAIN?"

WW
garman
09-01-2002, 02:19 PM
ph d in Clit Licking

Call me Dr. Button Lover
LixyChick
09-01-2002, 02:24 PM
Did I mention........I have been told I could suck a golfball through a garden hose if need be? Now, as to why this is necessary, I will never know.........but........I would do it ever so gently! (Teehee!)
Prophet Reality
09-01-2002, 03:32 PM
Ya know how doctors have to pick a field to specialize in..... what is your sex specialization???You would earn a PHD in____????

Pleasure

As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of___________.

Pleasutitus numerious

Now you will be known as Dr.____________(fill in the blank)

Dr. PLeasure!
Prophet Reality
09-01-2002, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Wicked Wanda
Well I specialize in 3 sums, with subspecialities in bisexuality, oral sex and exhibitionism.

"Carpet burns on my knees AND my bottom AGAIN?"

WW

Hey Dr. Wicked... can I join your field study group?
Nikki
09-01-2002, 06:47 PM
As president of the Funkalicious School of Sex, I hear by award you this honorary Doctorate in the field of SEDUCTION..

Now you will be known as Dr Tenacious Tease.........

Ohhhhhhhh yummmmmm
Lovediva
09-02-2002, 04:19 PM
DR. Deep Throat.....
(A 2+ hour consultation is required.) :D :D
Prophet Reality
09-02-2002, 04:36 PM
Sign me up for that 2 hour + consultation Dr. Deep Throat!


And Dr. Tease.... what are your rates like?
Reesa
09-02-2002, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by LixyChick
Did I mention........I have been told I could suck a golfball through a garden hose if need be? Now, as to why this is necessary, I will never know.........but........I would do it ever so gently! (Teehee!)

wow, I've heard that before, too! and I could suck the chrome off of a '57 Chevy. It's all in the torque ...